New year, new Dotaverse, new mouse! RJ is excited by handheld clicky technology in this first Dotaverse of 2014, while Joe takes our hands and gently guides us through the rigours of ranked matchmaking. And Nick, well...some things never change, and Nick's particular brand of love for the hero roster is seemingly one of them. This episode also features: Joe's Game of the Year Awards! Dota 2 - on ice! And double the goodness with a twin-pack of Dota 2 poems. Happy 2014, everybody!