Look, it's no secret that you've really let yourself go this year.
But who says you can't still squeeze into that skin-tight skeleton bodysuit you've been eyeing all October?
Sound impossible? Well, wait'll you meet our fabulous team of personal trainers standing by to help you swing back into shape:
Patrick Cowley (celebrating his 75th Birthday week!), Linnea Quigley, some unidentifiable zombies, Snõõper, Angelyne, a creepy Jack Nicholson impersonator, Kathleen Hanna, Negativland and O.J. Simpson, just to name a few...
All it takes is spending one hour with this show between now and Halloween and you're guaranteed to lose every troubling bit of excess flab. And who knows, maybe even an arm or a leg!
