It had been a little while since Doowad and I had done an alt-dj mix, so when he informed that his ladies were disappearing for three weeks and he was about to go into full Wanker mood (Wife Away No Kids Eat Rubbish) we saw it as a good opportunity to get one rolling. I couldn't help myself and for some comic relief started with the Ivor Bigin track and things just got out of hand after that.
From such a light hearted start, via some schoolboyish double entendre we finally arrived at some sad and lonely places.
"Don't knock masturbation - it is sex with someone I love"
"Two elderly women at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly."
New comments: Reposted in honor of Doowad's latest W.A.N.K.E.R. time.
