Commander Bigface. Years ago, you listened to a Benji B sci-fi special broadcast during the Clone Wars (5th of April 2012). Now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire and their evil space mixes posted by Sith lords Ion and the Duke . I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in person, but my ship has fallen under attack and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to the cloud city known as Mixcloud has failed. I have placed sci-fi music vital to the sanity of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit. A good DJ will know how to retrieve it. You must see this mix made safely and delivered to him in Mixcloud. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Commander Bigface. Your mix is my only hope.
