The seekrit theem show! What is the seekrit theem? We can't tell you! Mostly because it's incredibly dumb. We're all actually very embarrassed about it, even if Grendelwalk is proud of himself. But fear not! Good music still abounds! Canadian music and Edmonton music still springs forth from the ruins of the monster's grotesque, embarrassing stupidty! Oh, there's also an actual intro that we spent energy on! Seconds of new, professionally crafted mediocrity!