Coming off a scrummy dinner at yakitori, went to see a friend DJ at a tiny bar with very little room for fuckery. Nevertheless, lads; chavs; and girls in shitty 5th Element costume wigs who insisted on clearing out space enough to farm crops for their selfies, were in abundance. I didn't want to waste the joy that chicken sticks and seeing my friends brought me so I came home and smooshed some music together and made them kiss like third-graders do with their two class turtles. Picture is me when one of them spilled their drink all over me :3
