Zan asks Shawn what he would say if he had to tell a story to save his life. Shawn tells a story about one of those sign holders who advertise nearby stores. Zan tells a story that keeps going in circles thinking that will save his life. Shawn and Zan talk about Bin Laden and how he was probably killed. Zan thinks that the soldiers who killed Bin Laden were actually Ferguson police officers. Zan tells Shawn that there is a Rambo movie where Rambo fights with the Taliban. Shawn decides to fact check the information. Shawn reads some information that proves that Rambo didn’t help the Taliban, but the Mujahadeen. Zan says if Shawn can’t prove that Ferguson cops weren’t there shooting Bin Laden, then they must have been there. Zan tells a story that he says is probably not true. He says that back in the day Bin Laden apologized to his followers that he let them down.
