As it’s been quite some time, in this episode we’ll be dusting off the old cobwebs of the mind for a retrained focus on what this particular program is all about: an easy listing of the abstract kind to accompany you along aimless curious journeys through arcane antique shops desperately awaiting the discovery of the one artifact that will make itself a permanent fixture on your mantelpiece.
Company will come and gawk in awe at its peculiarity. Children will mock its time-bound obsolescence. None will envy it, no. Their existence is best spent on other time-honored trivialities such as the rearing of offspring to being the mirror equivalent of themselves. They do not see the point in your obsessions. Why, how would such a thing carry on the narrative of your own legacy?
Nick Knacks and trinkets to collect dust in the years to come, only to be transferred to another antiques shop at the time of your passing awaiting to be discovered again and again...