It was mayhem in Paris with our first news story coming from France's capital city, where police closed streets with fears of a terrorist threat that turned out to be a teenage prank. And it's over to the UK where Emma Lawlor was slammed after appearing on a television programme looking at people on benefits, with her claiming that she was finding it difficult to live, having 5 children and receiving double the amount of a regular wage. Going to Norm's neck of the woods, police in Norwalk, Ohio were quick to assure people that there is not a deranged killer on the loose after a human heart was found discarded on a patch of land by a gas station. And we end the news stories with black frilly knickers.