This week we begin in Ukraine with an update from last week when the statue of Lenin was defiled to become that of Darth Vader who is standing to be mayor, this weeks update includes the news that Vader's sidekick, Chewbacca was arrested when he couldn't provide any ID. Then it's to the UK and the student who made herself ill with drinking nothing but tea, over-dosing on the caffeine content. We end with our last two news stories coming from America, the first was about school bus driver Robert Scarborough who was arrested for assaulting a 15-year-old student, and another criminal act which took place in Florida saw Angelic Valle in court after entertaining customers in a restaurant with her strip and sauce.