Norm is back and so are those hand grenades, with another being found, this time in Hong Kong, arriving in a consignment of potatoes. There was one of the shortest weddings on record, not allowing the ink to dry on the certificate, the marriage lasted three minutes before being dissolved. A terrified pensioner was forced out of her flat by a poltergeist after 5 years of being terrorised, a holiday makers memory stick containing pics and video footage was found in seal poop and we end with a man who attacked a Barack Obama mannequin.
