This being the last show before taking a months break, our first news story comes from the UK and Swansea in Wales where The Slug and Lettuce asked an elderly customer to leave because young girls in the public house thought he was ogling them. The pubs apologised and offered the old age pensioner a free meal. We stay in the UK where an ambulance on an emergency call blocked a neighbours drive, but instead of leaving an angry note, there was a thank you for saving a life and a five-pound note. Over in Europe a man who wishes to remain anonymous, was rushed to hospital after taking the date rape drug, GHB and then placing 15 boiled eggs up his bottom. It's off to Norm's neck of the woods, with Steve Dennis using the Ancestory.com dna test service to locate his mother who left him in a public phone booth when he was a baby, and he's had a hit, locating a cousin. And lastly, there is a new trend in underwear with female lingerie designed for men and their bits.