Matty, George, Lizzi and Emma try and piece together what happened this weekend in the world of football after a pretty wild weekend celebrating someone's birthday. Amongst the shambles we look at the Premier League title race swinging yet another way, The Football League season drawing to a close and the terrifying name for Greg Dyke's group of totally not evil villians. Also, we give medical advice to Jay Rodriguez to get him to the World Cup - please don't take it.
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