Intimate Counselors

The Fire Nation's royal accountant lunges towards Zuko, brandishing a stack of receipts like a shield. “I’m referring to the flowers you bought him.”

“That was a matter of cultural exchange."

“What about the jewelry?”

“That wasn’t jewelry, it was just gem-enhanced accessories!”

But you ordered him five sets of custom nightclothes!”

(For some reason, the whole world's convinced that Zuko is Sokka's sugar daddy.)

An Avatar: the Last Airbender fanfiction by mindbending, available on Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/24949420