Ardent non-fans of the Eurovision Song Contest, like to say that any song in the competition means indulging in a guilty pleasure. Like breakfast wine, or shoplifting cosmetics. Never mind, real Eurovision fans like to indulge in some songs that don’t take much time to listen to and are crazy in an amusing way. So get out the cheezies (as we say in Canada) and let’s enjoy the crap-tastic lower-order of dumb but super-fun ESC songs.
