What can I say about going back to school? Well, I'll never do it again. Instead, let's throw a big party and laugh at the poor schmucks who have to.
Samples are from: Ferris Bueller, Kindergarten Cop, The Meaning of Life, Dead Poet's Society, Indiana Jones, Bill Nye, A is for Atom, etc. Please contact me if you'd like to file a lawsuit regarding any of these. This concludes the morning announcements.