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It was Magical Trevor who broke the computer, he had just arrived back from falling through a hole in hyperspace in his aluminium pyramid where he had been to the future on Paul Oakenfold's Magickal Orange to visit Orkidea in Ikea and take him twenty-three baked beans, which, as luck would have it, were also orange. Westbam's Red Sun was Rising, or was it Mars One? Either way, Thunderwolf played his guitars like Michael Rother and Eco did a 3 second dance, (possibly a jig, or even a jive,) to commemorate meeting Carly in Lidl, but despite her tight skirt, and orange/red hair, she wasn't wearing her hoody and had somehow Burned the shelves! It was KAOS! Luckily though, no-one was Hurt, and Peace only arrived after Ilya Soloviev scattered the ashes on a glacier, whilst MCing at a Shoe Rave, converting barges into festivals and taking photographs, the mango & vanilla yogurt-jumping bastard!
NEXT WEEK: Did somebody say Frightfully Tight Pussy? Meow! Freeow!!
COMING SOON: #OKTOBERMIX
