Yesterday morn, the delightful woman who resides in the same abode as myself (girlfriend) went to the charming little town of New York. so for one entire week ol' Jimmy here has complete control of the roost. Things immediately went bananas, of course, and I began this temporary bachelordom by pouring a double shot of Maker's Mark and eating Triscuits over the sink. Holla!
Under this new government for one, pants have been abolished and no meal may involve more than 2 pans (or 1 pan, 1 pot). Tuesday bedtime was supposed to be 5:30am (work at 7am) after a night of coke n hookers, but ended up being 11:30pm after an episode of Little Britain and obsessing over music to throw up on the Internet.
I will be 8 minutes late for work today and nobody can stop this nefarious plan from unfurling. The time will be used for greater coffee ingestion and listening to the news so the day can begin with a nice, creamy layer of depression.
