NO FEET
(two old men sitting on a park bench-one say's to the other...)
You see that pigeon?
It's got no feet.
They paint radio-active paint on window ledges, you know.
The birds land on em, their feet curl up into clubs and eventually drop off.
Nasty business.
Saw a chap with no feet once,
no knees for that matter,
he'd stepped on a mine, poor blighter.
El Alamein. Desert campain you know-just sat there blubbing.
Disgusting sight.
Grown man blubbing like that.
Lucky I had my Lee Enfield with me.
Bolland 22.06.87
Cover photo-Screwed carcass-found on the pavement in Windmill Street-Gravesend.
