" A dog stares into a gramophone trumpet Waits for his call to action Mute and obedient, standing to attention Look a little closer, the dog is a man Working on the factory floor as hard as he can The trumpets is a loudspeaker, fixed into the roof The man can hear His Master's Voice And it always tells the truth The man obeys his master, and carries out his work And of course he is rewarded with bonuses and perks You see, they have an understanding And this is it: The man stands under his master Whilst his master has a shit " 1985 Stagnation Chumbawamba