Sam Delaney hosts S!HT this week in Phil's absence and asks the important questions - are all Turkish people racist and what's your West Ham Small XI (posts to our Facebook please)? Jim Grant remains in the squad looking into the tactical genius of Sam Allardyce with newcomer Dan Foley having his first S!HT run out to get to the bottom of the ticketing scandal that's had Upton Park rocking. If you see Phil Whelans, please report his whereabouts, but do not approach him.
