Welcome to seminal semiquincentennial special featuring tunes sensual, chemical and collectable. From our guest star Max Wright - a DJ non-professional who in a mood confessional fessed up his lamentable and undependable ability to deliver a bloody show on time. Okay, ran out of steam there at the end. Anyway, we'll forgive him, because he's man most commendable and (turn it in - Ed).
Anyway, 250. Bloody nora! Who'd have thought it from little old us?
