Apparently there is a football tournament on at the moment in some far flung hell hole that is reminiscent of the Fyre festival, with 'luxury' tents available in the middle of the desert for thousands of pounds and in a place where normal global standards of humanity are illegal.
The only good thing that may come out of all this is the downfall of brand Beckham and all the other money grabbing hypocrites getting a spanking but as we all know, this is about as likely to happen as football taking off in a place where grass is a rare commodity.
Thankfully though the levels of excitement and anticipation for the return of our very own Makersmark to the airwaves has far outstripped any vague notion of interest in the World Cup and his show is, as always, packed full of equality, liberty and er....musicality. So dig in as Mark floats a killer 2 hours over the box waiting for you to bang it home.
