As everyone knows, the almighty dpbsffgah.ahtu crew is a bunch of hipsters. We are so superhipsteric, that we have a new and mysterious crew member. This guy is so cool and underground – he only plays in basements. He delivers a mixture of funk, electroclash, techno, crossbreed and some stuff which is so specific, that no one could ever label that shit. And of course he only plays Vinyl. (Sometimes he also plays with a controller – but only if he wants to be ironic.)
Oh, and if you find anyone who loves cheese more, tell us. Because thats nearly impossible.