Hear Mark Smart present another collection of ill advised tomfoolery. This week - a new sound effects CD to play with, some brand new Balloon Facts for all you boffins, a bonus double episode of the pub with a re-imagined gay villain and mark Smart sings the Aphex Twin. Nobody's reading this, are they? I may as well type something like: What's that Skippy? Billy's fallen down the abandoned well and needs our help? But Skippy, the town is overrun with flesh eating zombies from the planet Thong - what makes you think we give a crud about a bowl headed pillock who, truth be told, nobody really likes that much anyway? Why is there green foam coming out of you mouth Skip? Skip!? No, Skippy, no - aaarrrrrrgh!
Warning: contains lots and lots of swearing, including the big words. And there's a song by John Travolta, so you'll probably swear too