A new Lord and Savior is cruising into town, and he thinks you’ll be spending a lot more time at his motorcycle club! WINK! So fear not you lost little lambs, for you are now found! And for the reasonable price of 10% of your net income and/or a go at your wife, you too can be redeemed by Brave New World Jesus!
In his infinite wisdom and strength, we are all but mere Fay Wrays in the palm of his levianthan King Kong mitt! So submit, kneel forth, and blindly trust in his primitive potency!
More in demand than the Hoochie Coochie Man! More powerful than The Seventh Son! Cooler than the Leader of the Pack! More renown than Elvis Fucking Christ! The Missing Link will rock your grey world, and save your wretched soul!
