Because of it's special circumstances the following has been declassified and turned over to the DJ community. One week ago an audio communication known only as http://i.mixcloud.com/CGHeQZ was beamed into space by a DJ named https://www.mixcloud.com/JAESIN/ . This message was well received and appreciated through out most of the Universe. But one planet in a far off galaxy interpreted his audio sample as an act of interplanetary war. Enclosed is a transmission from these creatures which has been intercepted and translated to the best of our abilities, and while top linguists and mathematicians continue to debate the details of this alien message one thing is clear. Invasion is eminent. It is believed that these creatures are susceptible to audible attacks so DJs listen to their transmission, plan your attacks and set your cues. Soon we go to war for the fate of Earth
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