Last night I passed out after one two many pina coladas and went into a deep, dreamless conk. then the conk remained deep but stopped being dreamless and i dreamed a dream in which a sexy doplphinita took me deep down to the depths of the caribbean sea. there i beheld the Dolphin Dance in full fucking swing. it was like Under The Sea from little mermaid but with a more classy crowd pure naked dolphindems. i made myself over to the dee-jay booooth and then i blew my vuvuzela and then i composed a new text message on my iphone which said "what was that last track?" and then i handed my iphone to the dee-jay so he could read my message. the dee-jay tried to tell me the names of the tracks but it was too loud and i couldn't hear
then i had to come up for air and so i swam up and woke up and i thought "it was all a dream" but my bed was really wet so i thought "...or was it?!" so i powered up my laptop and tried to recreate the music which i had got down to with all the dolphins
